COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me
do you ever drop something and instead of picking it back up you just stare at it on the ground and think about what a failure you are
"white people can’t danc-"
"white people can’t twer-"
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
when you get put in a group with people who dont do anything
so i was trying to google that scene in pirates of the caribbean where jack and will are walking underwater with the rowboat over their heads cause it looks cool and i wanna try it
but the thing is i googled “boat scene in pirates of the caribbean”
everything good makes you fat an addict or broke