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harrygilmore:

that’s ok mum

(via penishole)

moxiearien:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

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(Source: ruinedchildhood, via andrewquo)

(Source: mandronia, via penishole)

toyota:

wow Merida grew up real fast

animalcrackhead:

Hilary duff what have you become

(via condom)

creepypasta time

jobhaver:

the creepiest pasta is lasagna, imo. how did it get so wide

(via condom)

stability:

you know when youre in the car and your parents break hard and they throw their arm over you for protection?
I have same instinct with my take out food

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oknope:

do you ever think how bitchy and annoying you really are and wonder how anyone ever tolerates you

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"When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them."

Lemony Snicket (via fairestregal)

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nasturbate:

WHAT DO I DO

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