the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots
PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE
bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell
the creepiest pasta is lasagna, imo. how did it get so wide
you know when youre in the car and your parents break hard and they throw their arm over you for protection?
I have same instinct with my take out food
do you ever think how bitchy and annoying you really are and wonder how anyone ever tolerates you